Friday, September 28, 2007

A repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then some dialogue.

Yesterday just ended up bein' one of those days where you find it necessary to find some distraction from remembering what happened in the form of alcohol.

Didn't realize how much fun I've been missin' out on while I was takin' a break from bar-hopping.

So yea, blind dates.
Good times for the most part.
Yesterday bein' one of those exceptions.
For the sake of privacy, I'll refer to that one girl in this lil' story as "that one girl".

So this is one setup by some of my acting friends.
"You'll like her, she's bright, great smile, has nice boobage, an adventurous type."
"She has teeth right? I kinda noticed that was important to me recently."

Via text messaging, we decided that sushi for dinner sounds great.
I also learn that she loves my blogs.
I walk in and head over to the sushi bar to what I think is that one girl based on my friends' description.

Me: You're "that one girl" yes?
Her: Yea... YOU'RE Reggie?
Me: Yea, I've lost alot of weight since I took that profile pic.
Her: ...
Me: I've cutback on ice cream.
Her: ...
Her: I'm not into asian guys.
Me: Me too. Well, most dudes in general. There are some I'd turn gay for.
Her: ...
Me: So did you even bother to look at the rest of my profile? Like that part where I list that I'm asian... maybe even look at my pics?
Her: ....
Me: We need smarter friends.
Her: Yea. I think I'm gonna leave now.
Me: I'm an asian at a sushi bar. I'll be fine. Pleasure meeting you.
Her: Yes. It's just that I've got alot of homework.
Me: No worries. It's Thursday, it's understandable.
Her: Bye.
Me: Mmmhmm.
*she leaves*
Sushi Chef: Wow.
Me: Yea. Probably goin' home to scrape the dirt out of her vagina too.
Sushi Chef: *laughs*
Me: Whoa! You're like the first sushi place I've seen w/ tequilla.
Sushi Chef: Only at our place.

Too bad I'm not a fan of silver patron anymore.
Story for another time.
At the least, I got my first round of sushi for free.
'Cuz apparently I'm entertainment.
Made the best of the night.
Bar-hopped after a hiatus of what seemed like forever.
Made a bunch of new friends too.
Welcome to my life.

One has to wonder though: is "that one girl" ever gonna read my blogs again?
And why do I keep letting my acting friends set me up?
At least check for split ends.
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Possible book titles:
- And then I get published.
- And then there's this book.
- Have you seen my wiener?
- Practical jokes w/ divine beings.
- eh?

Possible Cafe names:
- Yup Cafe
- That One Cafe
- My Cafe
- Cafe Mine
- Cafe Sure
- Not Your Cafe

Boys names that'll probably never be OK'd by a future wifey:
- Dat Guy
- Hit Me
- Reginald von Oppenheimer Reinbach III
- Rainbow
- Broken Condom

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"You look better with the lights off." - Anonymous

Monday, September 17, 2007

I'd say I'm a social butterfly.
Maybe even admit to bein' a flirt on occassion.
More than likely, I'm just overly friendly.

For now, I'm gonna try my best to remember verbatim my last conversation that got myself a new friend.
Hurrah for hot chocolate an' StarBucks.

Her: Can I help you? *smile*
Me: *smile* Could I get a venti hot chocolate please?
Her: I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
Me: Venti hot chocolate please. Sorry, my voice is kinda shot from last night.
Her: I noticed. What happened to it?
Me: Kinda blew out my voice singin' the other night. I owed my friend a serenade, kinda went too all out. At least my voice is a bit sexier.
Her: *slight smile* I'd have to agree... So you sing?
Me: Yup. Did you want me to add you to the list of ladies I needed to serenade? *trademark smirk*
Her: *giggle* Maybe...
Me: Than we're probably gonna need to exchange contact info. If anything, you can find out if my normal voice is sexy too.
Her: *laughs* I'd like that.
Me: Nice. I'd be more than willing to use my free nights and weekend minutes on you.
Her: *laughs* I'm flattered.
Me: Play your cards right, I might take you out to a fast food restaraunt an' let you super-size your meal. *smirk*
Her: *laughs*
Me: Man that's an awesome smile. So the first thing you're gonna do after your shift is over is call me up right?
Co-worker: If she doesn't, I will.
Me: I'm an equal opportunity dater. So I'm game.
Her: *laughs* I probably will.
Me: Probably? I must be losing my touch... *smirk*
Her: I will, don't worry.
Me: I figure I have to now seein' as how I need to pickup a GPS system because I keep finding myself gettin' lost in that great smile of yours. *smile*
Her: *blush*
Co-workers: *laughs*
Customer that just got into line behind me: *laughs*
Me: So yea... I still need to pay for my drink.
Her: Oh! Right! Sorry..
Me: No worries. I got to see that smile again.
and right before I left...
Me: If I'm this creative with my words, just imagine me in bed. *trademark smirk* G'nite ladies!
*more laughter*
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See peeps.
Overly friendly.
Yea...

Still doin' the blind date thing too.
If only because I realized they usually lead to great stories.

Mini-vacation's also sparked my creativity.
Been gettin' alot of writings done.

Think I'm just gonna go w/ a cheap ukulele for now.
Because I want to hit up more open mics by the end of the year.
Maybe even drag my younger brother with me.

So how's life on your end?

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"Love is so easy to understand when you see an old couple holding hands." - Gregory Page