And then some dialogue.
Yesterday just ended up bein' one of those days where you find it necessary to find some distraction from remembering what happened in the form of alcohol.Didn't realize how much fun I've been missin' out on while I was takin' a break from bar-hopping.
So yea, blind dates.
Good times for the most part.
Yesterday bein' one of those exceptions.
For the sake of privacy, I'll refer to that one girl in this lil' story as "that one girl".
So this is one setup by some of my acting friends.
"You'll like her, she's bright, great smile, has nice boobage, an adventurous type."
"She has teeth right? I kinda noticed that was important to me recently."
Via text messaging, we decided that sushi for dinner sounds great.
I also learn that she loves my blogs.
I walk in and head over to the sushi bar to what I think is that one girl based on my friends' description.
Me: You're "that one girl" yes?
Her: Yea... YOU'RE Reggie?
Me: Yea, I've lost alot of weight since I took that profile pic.
Her: ...
Me: I've cutback on ice cream.
Her: ...
Her: I'm not into asian guys.
Me: Me too. Well, most dudes in general. There are some I'd turn gay for.
Her: ...
Me: So did you even bother to look at the rest of my profile? Like that part where I list that I'm asian... maybe even look at my pics?
Her: ....
Me: We need smarter friends.
Her: Yea. I think I'm gonna leave now.
Me: I'm an asian at a sushi bar. I'll be fine. Pleasure meeting you.
Her: Yes. It's just that I've got alot of homework.
Me: No worries. It's Thursday, it's understandable.
Her: Bye.
Me: Mmmhmm.
*she leaves*
Sushi Chef: Wow.
Me: Yea. Probably goin' home to scrape the dirt out of her vagina too.
Sushi Chef: *laughs*
Me: Whoa! You're like the first sushi place I've seen w/ tequilla.
Sushi Chef: Only at our place.
Too bad I'm not a fan of silver patron anymore.
Story for another time.
At the least, I got my first round of sushi for free.
'Cuz apparently I'm entertainment.
Made the best of the night.
Bar-hopped after a hiatus of what seemed like forever.
Made a bunch of new friends too.
Welcome to my life.
One has to wonder though: is "that one girl" ever gonna read my blogs again?
And why do I keep letting my acting friends set me up?
At least check for split ends.
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Possible book titles:
- And then I get published.
- And then there's this book.
- Have you seen my wiener?
- Practical jokes w/ divine beings.
- eh?
Possible Cafe names:
- Yup Cafe
- That One Cafe
- My Cafe
- Cafe Mine
- Cafe Sure
- Not Your Cafe
Boys names that'll probably never be OK'd by a future wifey:
- Dat Guy
- Hit Me
- Reginald von Oppenheimer Reinbach III
- Rainbow
- Broken Condom
Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"You look better with the lights off." - Anonymous